Midlife Crisis

[Verse]
G#                   B
  Go on and ring my neck
                     A#
Like when a rag gets wet
              C#
A little discipline
               G#
For my pet genius
                  B
My head is like lettuce
                       A#
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
                D#
I cannot stop giving

I'm thirtysomething


[Pre-chorus]
G#                   B
  Sense of security
                      A#
Like pockets jingling
           C#   G#
Midlife crisis
               B
Suck ingenuity
                        A#    D#
Down through the family tree


[Chorus]
       G#                     F#
You're perfect yes it's true
    C#       G#              F#           C#
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     G#                  F#
Your menstruating heart
   C#     G#                         G#
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
       B  A#      C#   G#
It's a midlife crisis
       B  A#      D#
It's a midlife crisis


[Verse]
G#               B
  What an inheritance
                     A#
The salt and the kleenex
                 C#
Morbid self-attention
                 G#
Bending my pinky back
               B
A little discipline
             A#
A donor by habit
              D#
A little discipline

Rent an opinion.


[Pre-chorus]
G#                     B
  Sense of security
                         A#
Holding blunt instrument
           C#   G#
Midlife crisis
                    B
I'm a perfectionist
                         A#   D#
And perfect is a skinned knee


[Chorus]
       G#                     F#
You're perfect yes it's true
    C#       G#              F#           C#
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     G#                  F#
Your menstruating heart
   C#     G#                         \
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


[Bridge]
                        G#
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          B           A#  G#
It's a midlife crisis
          B           A#
It's a midlife crisis


[Chorus 4x]
       G#                      F#
You're perfect yes it's true
    C#       G#              F#     C#
But without me you're only you
     G#                  F#
Your menstruating heart
   C#     G#
It ain't bleeding enough for two