Midlife Crisis

[Verse]
C                   D#
  Go on and ring my neck
                     D
Like when a rag gets wet
              F
A little discipline
               C
For my pet genius
                  D#
My head is like lettuce
                       D
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
                G
I cannot stop giving

I'm thirtysomething


[Pre-chorus]
C                   D#
  Sense of security
                      D
Like pockets jingling
           F   C
Midlife crisis
               D#
Suck ingenuity
                        D    G
Down through the family tree


[Chorus]
       C                     A#
You're perfect yes it's true
    F       C              A#           F
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     C                  A#
Your menstruating heart
   F     C                         C
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
       D#  D      F   C
It's a midlife crisis
       D#  D      G
It's a midlife crisis


[Verse]
C               D#
  What an inheritance
                     D
The salt and the kleenex
                 F
Morbid self-attention
                 C
Bending my pinky back
               D#
A little discipline
             D
A donor by habit
              G
A little discipline

Rent an opinion.


[Pre-chorus]
C                     D#
  Sense of security
                         D
Holding blunt instrument
           F   C
Midlife crisis
                    D#
I'm a perfectionist
                         D   G
And perfect is a skinned knee


[Chorus]
       C                     A#
You're perfect yes it's true
    F       C              A#           F
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     C                  A#
Your menstruating heart
   F     C                         \
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


[Bridge]
                        C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          D#           D  C
It's a midlife crisis
          D#           D
It's a midlife crisis


[Chorus 4x]
       C                      A#
You're perfect yes it's true
    F       C              A#     F
But without me you're only you
     C                  A#
Your menstruating heart
   F     C
It ain't bleeding enough for two