Midlife Crisis

[Verse]
A                   C
  Go on and ring my neck
                     B
Like when a rag gets wet
              D
A little discipline
               A
For my pet genius
                  C
My head is like lettuce
                       B
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
                E
I cannot stop giving

I'm thirtysomething


[Pre-chorus]
A                   C
  Sense of security
                      B
Like pockets jingling
           D   A
Midlife crisis
               C
Suck ingenuity
                        B    E
Down through the family tree


[Chorus]
       A                     G
You're perfect yes it's true
    D       A              G           D
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     A                  G
Your menstruating heart
   D     A                         A
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
       C  B      D   A
It's a midlife crisis
       C  B      E
It's a midlife crisis


[Verse]
A               C
  What an inheritance
                     B
The salt and the kleenex
                 D
Morbid self-attention
                 A
Bending my pinky back
               C
A little discipline
             B
A donor by habit
              E
A little discipline

Rent an opinion.


[Pre-chorus]
A                     C
  Sense of security
                         B
Holding blunt instrument
           D   A
Midlife crisis
                    C
I'm a perfectionist
                         B   E
And perfect is a skinned knee


[Chorus]
       A                     G
You're perfect yes it's true
    D       A              G           D
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     A                  G
Your menstruating heart
   D     A                         \
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


[Bridge]
                        A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          C           B  A
It's a midlife crisis
          C           B
It's a midlife crisis


[Chorus 4x]
       A                      G
You're perfect yes it's true
    D       A              G     D
But without me you're only you
     A                  G
Your menstruating heart
   D     A
It ain't bleeding enough for two