Midlife Crisis

[Verse]
D                   F
  Go on and ring my neck
                     E
Like when a rag gets wet
              G
A little discipline
               D
For my pet genius
                  F
My head is like lettuce
                       E
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
                A
I cannot stop giving

I'm thirtysomething


[Pre-chorus]
D                   F
  Sense of security
                      E
Like pockets jingling
           G   D
Midlife crisis
               F
Suck ingenuity
                        E    A
Down through the family tree


[Chorus]
       D                     C
You're perfect yes it's true
    G       D              C           G
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     D                  C
Your menstruating heart
   G     D                         D
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
       F  E      G   D
It's a midlife crisis
       F  E      A
It's a midlife crisis


[Verse]
D               F
  What an inheritance
                     E
The salt and the kleenex
                 G
Morbid self-attention
                 D
Bending my pinky back
               F
A little discipline
             E
A donor by habit
              A
A little discipline

Rent an opinion.


[Pre-chorus]
D                     F
  Sense of security
                         E
Holding blunt instrument
           G   D
Midlife crisis
                    F
I'm a perfectionist
                         E   A
And perfect is a skinned knee


[Chorus]
       D                     C
You're perfect yes it's true
    G       D              C           G
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     D                  C
Your menstruating heart
   G     D                         \
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


[Bridge]
                        D
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          F           E  D
It's a midlife crisis
          F           E
It's a midlife crisis


[Chorus 4x]
       D                      C
You're perfect yes it's true
    G       D              C     G
But without me you're only you
     D                  C
Your menstruating heart
   G     D
It ain't bleeding enough for two