Midlife Crisis

[Verse]
C#                   E
  Go on and ring my neck
                     D#
Like when a rag gets wet
              F#
A little discipline
               C#
For my pet genius
                  E
My head is like lettuce
                       D#
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
                G#
I cannot stop giving

I'm thirtysomething


[Pre-chorus]
C#                   E
  Sense of security
                      D#
Like pockets jingling
           F#   C#
Midlife crisis
               E
Suck ingenuity
                        D#    G#
Down through the family tree


[Chorus]
       C#                     B
You're perfect yes it's true
    F#       C#              B           F#
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     C#                  B
Your menstruating heart
   F#     C#                         C#
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
       E  D#      F#   C#
It's a midlife crisis
       E  D#      G#
It's a midlife crisis


[Verse]
C#               E
  What an inheritance
                     D#
The salt and the kleenex
                 F#
Morbid self-attention
                 C#
Bending my pinky back
               E
A little discipline
             D#
A donor by habit
              G#
A little discipline

Rent an opinion.


[Pre-chorus]
C#                     E
  Sense of security
                         D#
Holding blunt instrument
           F#   C#
Midlife crisis
                    E
I'm a perfectionist
                         D#   G#
And perfect is a skinned knee


[Chorus]
       C#                     B
You're perfect yes it's true
    F#       C#              B           F#
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     C#                  B
Your menstruating heart
   F#     C#                         \
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


[Bridge]
                        C#
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          E           D#  C#
It's a midlife crisis
          E           D#
It's a midlife crisis


[Chorus 4x]
       C#                      B
You're perfect yes it's true
    F#       C#              B     F#
But without me you're only you
     C#                  B
Your menstruating heart
   F#     C#
It ain't bleeding enough for two