Midlife Crisis

[Verse]
A#                   C#
  Go on and ring my neck
                     C
Like when a rag gets wet
              D#
A little discipline
               A#
For my pet genius
                  C#
My head is like lettuce
                       C
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
                F
I cannot stop giving

I'm thirtysomething


[Pre-chorus]
A#                   C#
  Sense of security
                      C
Like pockets jingling
           D#   A#
Midlife crisis
               C#
Suck ingenuity
                        C    F
Down through the family tree


[Chorus]
       A#                     G#
You're perfect yes it's true
    D#       A#              G#           D#
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     A#                  G#
Your menstruating heart
   D#     A#                         A#
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
       C#  C      D#   A#
It's a midlife crisis
       C#  C      F
It's a midlife crisis


[Verse]
A#               C#
  What an inheritance
                     C
The salt and the kleenex
                 D#
Morbid self-attention
                 A#
Bending my pinky back
               C#
A little discipline
             C
A donor by habit
              F
A little discipline

Rent an opinion.


[Pre-chorus]
A#                     C#
  Sense of security
                         C
Holding blunt instrument
           D#   A#
Midlife crisis
                    C#
I'm a perfectionist
                         C   F
And perfect is a skinned knee


[Chorus]
       A#                     G#
You're perfect yes it's true
    D#       A#              G#           D#
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     A#                  G#
Your menstruating heart
   D#     A#                         \
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


[Bridge]
                        A#
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          C#           C  A#
It's a midlife crisis
          C#           C
It's a midlife crisis


[Chorus 4x]
       A#                      G#
You're perfect yes it's true
    D#       A#              G#     D#
But without me you're only you
     A#                  G#
Your menstruating heart
   D#     A#
It ain't bleeding enough for two