Midlife Crisis

[Verse]
D#                   F#
  Go on and ring my neck
                     F
Like when a rag gets wet
              G#
A little discipline
               D#
For my pet genius
                  F#
My head is like lettuce
                       F
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
                A#
I cannot stop giving

I'm thirtysomething


[Pre-chorus]
D#                   F#
  Sense of security
                      F
Like pockets jingling
           G#   D#
Midlife crisis
               F#
Suck ingenuity
                        F    A#
Down through the family tree


[Chorus]
       D#                     C#
You're perfect yes it's true
    G#       D#              C#           G#
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     D#                  C#
Your menstruating heart
   G#     D#                         D#
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
       F#  F      G#   D#
It's a midlife crisis
       F#  F      A#
It's a midlife crisis


[Verse]
D#               F#
  What an inheritance
                     F
The salt and the kleenex
                 G#
Morbid self-attention
                 D#
Bending my pinky back
               F#
A little discipline
             F
A donor by habit
              A#
A little discipline

Rent an opinion.


[Pre-chorus]
D#                     F#
  Sense of security
                         F
Holding blunt instrument
           G#   D#
Midlife crisis
                    F#
I'm a perfectionist
                         F   A#
And perfect is a skinned knee


[Chorus]
       D#                     C#
You're perfect yes it's true
    G#       D#              C#           G#
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     D#                  C#
Your menstruating heart
   G#     D#                         \
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


[Bridge]
                        D#
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          F#           F  D#
It's a midlife crisis
          F#           F
It's a midlife crisis


[Chorus 4x]
       D#                      C#
You're perfect yes it's true
    G#       D#              C#     G#
But without me you're only you
     D#                  C#
Your menstruating heart
   G#     D#
It ain't bleeding enough for two