Midlife Crisis

[Verse]
B                   D
  Go on and ring my neck
                     C#
Like when a rag gets wet
              E
A little discipline
               B
For my pet genius
                  D
My head is like lettuce
                       C#
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
                F#
I cannot stop giving

I'm thirtysomething


[Pre-chorus]
B                   D
  Sense of security
                      C#
Like pockets jingling
           E   B
Midlife crisis
               D
Suck ingenuity
                        C#    F#
Down through the family tree


[Chorus]
       B                     A
You're perfect yes it's true
    E       B              A           E
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     B                  A
Your menstruating heart
   E     B                         B
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
       D  C#      E   B
It's a midlife crisis
       D  C#      F#
It's a midlife crisis


[Verse]
B               D
  What an inheritance
                     C#
The salt and the kleenex
                 E
Morbid self-attention
                 B
Bending my pinky back
               D
A little discipline
             C#
A donor by habit
              F#
A little discipline

Rent an opinion.


[Pre-chorus]
B                     D
  Sense of security
                         C#
Holding blunt instrument
           E   B
Midlife crisis
                    D
I'm a perfectionist
                         C#   F#
And perfect is a skinned knee


[Chorus]
       B                     A
You're perfect yes it's true
    E       B              A           E
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     B                  A
Your menstruating heart
   E     B                         \
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


[Bridge]
                        B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          D           C#  B
It's a midlife crisis
          D           C#
It's a midlife crisis


[Chorus 4x]
       B                      A
You're perfect yes it's true
    E       B              A     E
But without me you're only you
     B                  A
Your menstruating heart
   E     B
It ain't bleeding enough for two