What's My Age Again

[Intro]
D# A# F Gm D# 3x


[Verse]
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I took her out it was a Friday night
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  I wore cologne to
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get the feeling right
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  We started making out
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and she took off my pants
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But then I turned on the TV


[Chorus]
    D#                    
  And that's about the time
             A#        F  Gm
she walked away from me
       D#             
  Nobody likes you when
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you're twenty-three
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  And are still more
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amused by TV shows
Gm               D#
What the hell is ADD?
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My friends say I should act my age
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What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
D# A# F Gm D#


[Verse]
           A#   F      Gm        D#
Then later on, on the drive home
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I called her mom from a pay phone
         A#           F 
  I said I was the cops
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and your husband's in jail
                 A#         F
This state looks down on sodomy


[Chorus]
    D#                    
  And that's about the time
                 A#     F  Gm
that bitch hung up on me
       D#             
  Nobody likes you when
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you're twenty-three
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  And are still more amused
    A#           F
by prank phone calls
Gm               D#
What the hell is caller ID?
   A#                    F          Gm
My friends say I should act my age
                     F
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
G#m F D# F 3x
G#m  F  D#


[Chorus]
    D#                    
  And that's about the time
             A#        F    Gm
she walked away from me
       D#             
  Nobody likes you when
        A#      F     Gm
you're twenty-three
              D#       
  And you still act like
        A#           F
you're in Freshman year
Gm               D#
What the hell is wrong with me?
   A#                    F          Gm
My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?


[Chorus]
    D#               
  And that's about the
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time she broke up with me
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  No one should take
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themselves so seriously
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  With many years ahead
    A#       F
to fall in line
Gm                 D#
Why would you wish that on me?
  A#             F          Gm
I never want to act my age
                     F
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Outro]
A# F Gm D# 3x  

  F  Gm  Gm  F       F      D#~
              What's my age again?