What's My Age Again

[Intro]
E B F# G#m E 3x


[Verse]
A# 
  
           B   F#        G#m          E
I took her out it was a Friday night
         B    F#   
  I wore cologne to
         G#m            E
get the feeling right
           B         F# 
  We started making out
             G#m          E
and she took off my pants
           B             F#
But then I turned on the TV


[Chorus]
    E                    
  And that's about the time
             B        F#  G#m
she walked away from me
       E             
  Nobody likes you when
        B      F#     G#m
you're twenty-three
              E   
  And are still more
           B  F#
amused by TV shows
G#m               E
What the hell is ADD?
   B                    F#         G#m
My friends say I should act my age
                     F#
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
E B F# G#m E


[Verse]
           B   F#      G#m        E
Then later on, on the drive home
            B   F#       G#m        E
I called her mom from a pay phone
         B           F# 
  I said I was the cops
            G#m             E
and your husband's in jail
                 B         F#
This state looks down on sodomy


[Chorus]
    E                    
  And that's about the time
                 B     F#  G#m
that bitch hung up on me
       E             
  Nobody likes you when
        B      F#     G#m
you're twenty-three
              E          
  And are still more amused
    B           F#
by prank phone calls
G#m               E
What the hell is caller ID?
   B                    F#          G#m
My friends say I should act my age
                     F#
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
Am F# E F# 3x
Am  F#  E


[Chorus]
    E                    
  And that's about the time
             B        F#    G#m
she walked away from me
       E             
  Nobody likes you when
        B      F#     G#m
you're twenty-three
              E       
  And you still act like
        B           F#
you're in Freshman year
G#m               E
What the hell is wrong with me?
   B                    F#          G#m
My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?


[Chorus]
    E               
  And that's about the
                B       F#  G#m
time she broke up with me
              E   
  No one should take
               B      F#   G#m
themselves so seriously
          E          
  With many years ahead
    B       F#
to fall in line
G#m                 E
Why would you wish that on me?
  B             F#          G#m
I never want to act my age
                     F#
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Outro]
B F# G#m E 3x  

  F#  G#m  G#m  F#       F#      E~
              What's my age again?