What's My Age Again

[Intro]
F C G Am F 3x


[Verse]
A# 
  
           C   G        Am          F
I took her out it was a Friday night
         C    G   
  I wore cologne to
         Am            F
get the feeling right
           C         G 
  We started making out
             Am          F
and she took off my pants
           C             G
But then I turned on the TV


[Chorus]
    F                    
  And that's about the time
             C        G  Am
she walked away from me
       F             
  Nobody likes you when
        C      G     Am
you're twenty-three
              F   
  And are still more
           C  G
amused by TV shows
Am               F
What the hell is ADD?
   C                    G         Am
My friends say I should act my age
                     G
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
F C G Am F


[Verse]
           C   G      Am        F
Then later on, on the drive home
            C   G       Am        F
I called her mom from a pay phone
         C           G 
  I said I was the cops
            Am             F
and your husband's in jail
                 C         G
This state looks down on sodomy


[Chorus]
    F                    
  And that's about the time
                 C     G  Am
that bitch hung up on me
       F             
  Nobody likes you when
        C      G     Am
you're twenty-three
              F          
  And are still more amused
    C           G
by prank phone calls
Am               F
What the hell is caller ID?
   C                    G          Am
My friends say I should act my age
                     G
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
A#m G F G 3x
A#m  G  F


[Chorus]
    F                    
  And that's about the time
             C        G    Am
she walked away from me
       F             
  Nobody likes you when
        C      G     Am
you're twenty-three
              F       
  And you still act like
        C           G
you're in Freshman year
Am               F
What the hell is wrong with me?
   C                    G          Am
My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?


[Chorus]
    F               
  And that's about the
                C       G  Am
time she broke up with me
              F   
  No one should take
               C      G   Am
themselves so seriously
          F          
  With many years ahead
    C       G
to fall in line
Am                 F
Why would you wish that on me?
  C             G          Am
I never want to act my age
                     G
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Outro]
C G Am F 3x  

  G  Am  Am  G       G      F~
              What's my age again?