What's My Age Again

[Intro]
B F# C# D#m B 3x


[Verse]
A# 
  
           F#   C#        D#m          B
I took her out it was a Friday night
         F#    C#   
  I wore cologne to
         D#m            B
get the feeling right
           F#         C# 
  We started making out
             D#m          B
and she took off my pants
           F#             C#
But then I turned on the TV


[Chorus]
    B                    
  And that's about the time
             F#        C#  D#m
she walked away from me
       B             
  Nobody likes you when
        F#      C#     D#m
you're twenty-three
              B   
  And are still more
           F#  C#
amused by TV shows
D#m               B
What the hell is ADD?
   F#                    C#         D#m
My friends say I should act my age
                     C#
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
B F# C# D#m B


[Verse]
           F#   C#      D#m        B
Then later on, on the drive home
            F#   C#       D#m        B
I called her mom from a pay phone
         F#           C# 
  I said I was the cops
            D#m             B
and your husband's in jail
                 F#         C#
This state looks down on sodomy


[Chorus]
    B                    
  And that's about the time
                 F#     C#  D#m
that bitch hung up on me
       B             
  Nobody likes you when
        F#      C#     D#m
you're twenty-three
              B          
  And are still more amused
    F#           C#
by prank phone calls
D#m               B
What the hell is caller ID?
   F#                    C#          D#m
My friends say I should act my age
                     C#
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
Em C# B C# 3x
Em  C#  B


[Chorus]
    B                    
  And that's about the time
             F#        C#    D#m
she walked away from me
       B             
  Nobody likes you when
        F#      C#     D#m
you're twenty-three
              B       
  And you still act like
        F#           C#
you're in Freshman year
D#m               B
What the hell is wrong with me?
   F#                    C#          D#m
My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?


[Chorus]
    B               
  And that's about the
                F#       C#  D#m
time she broke up with me
              B   
  No one should take
               F#      C#   D#m
themselves so seriously
          B          
  With many years ahead
    F#       C#
to fall in line
D#m                 B
Why would you wish that on me?
  F#             C#          D#m
I never want to act my age
                     C#
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Outro]
F# C# D#m B 3x  

  C#  D#m  D#m  C#       C#      B~
              What's my age again?