[Intro]
G D A Bm G 3x
[Verse]
G D A Bm G
I took her out it was a Friday night
D A Bm G
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
D A Bm G
We started making out and she took off my pants
D A
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus]
G D A Bm
And that's about the time she walked away from me
G D A Bm
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
G D A
And are still more amused by TV shows
Bm G
What the hell is ADD?
D A Bm
My friends say I should act my age
A
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
G D A Bm G
[Verse]
D A Bm G
Then later on, on the drive home
D A Bm G
I called her mom from a pay phone
D A Bm G
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
D A
This state looks down on sodomy
[Chorus]
G D A Bm
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
G D A Bm
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
G D A
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
Bm G
What the hell is caller ID?
D A Bm
My friends say I should act my age
A
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
Cm A G A 3x
Cm A G
[Chorus]
G D A Bm
And that's about the time she walked away from me
G D A Bm
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
G D A
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
Bm G
What the hell is wrong with me?
D A Bm
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
[Chorus]
G D A Bm
And that's about the time she broke up with me
G D A Bm
No one should take themselves so seriously
G D A
With many years ahead to fall in line
Bm G
Why would you wish that on me?
D A Bm
I never want to act my age
A
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
[Outro]
D A Bm G 3x
D A Bm Bm A A G~
What's my age again?
[Intro]
G D A Bm G 3x
[Verse]
A#
D A Bm G
I took her out it was a Friday night
D A I wore cologne to
Bm G
get the feeling right
D A We started making out
Bm G
and she took off my pants
D A
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus]
G And that's about the time
D A Bm
she walked away from me
G Nobody likes you when
D A Bm
you're twenty-three
G And are still more
D A
amused by TV shows
Bm G
What the hell is ADD?
D A Bm
My friends say I should act my age
A
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
G D A Bm G
[Verse]
D A Bm G
Then later on, on the drive home
D A Bm G
I called her mom from a pay phone
D A I said I was the cops
Bm G
and your husband's in jail
D A
This state looks down on sodomy
[Chorus]
G And that's about the time
D A Bm
that bitch hung up on me
G Nobody likes you when
D A Bm
you're twenty-three
G And are still more amused
D A
by prank phone calls
Bm G
What the hell is caller ID?
D A Bm
My friends say I should act my age
A
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
Cm A G A 3x
Cm A G
[Chorus]
G And that's about the time
D A Bm
she walked away from me
G Nobody likes you when
D A Bm
you're twenty-three
G And you still act like
D A
you're in Freshman year
Bm G
What the hell is wrong with me?
D A Bm
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
[Chorus]
G And that's about the
D A Bm
time she broke up with me
G No one should take
D A Bm
themselves so seriously
G With many years ahead
D A
to fall in line
Bm G
Why would you wish that on me?
D A Bm
I never want to act my age
A
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
[Outro]
D A Bm G 3x
A Bm Bm A A G~
What's my age again?