What's My Age Again

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I took her out it was a Friday night
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  I wore cologne to
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get the feeling right
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  We started making out
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and she took off my pants
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But then I turned on the TV


[Chorus]
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  And that's about the time
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she walked away from me
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  Nobody likes you when
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you're twenty-three
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  And are still more
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amused by TV shows
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What the hell is ADD?
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My friends say I should act my age
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What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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Then later on, on the drive home
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I called her mom from a pay phone
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  I said I was the cops
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and your husband's in jail
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This state looks down on sodomy


[Chorus]
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  And that's about the time
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that bitch hung up on me
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  Nobody likes you when
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you're twenty-three
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  And are still more amused
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by prank phone calls
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What the hell is caller ID?
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My friends say I should act my age
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What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
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[Chorus]
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  And that's about the time
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she walked away from me
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  Nobody likes you when
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you're twenty-three
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  And you still act like
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you're in Freshman year
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?


[Chorus]
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  And that's about the
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time she broke up with me
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  No one should take
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themselves so seriously
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  With many years ahead
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to fall in line
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Why would you wish that on me?
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I never want to act my age
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What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Outro]
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              What's my age again?