What's My Age Again

[Intro]
A E B C#m A 3x


[Verse]
A# 
  
           E   B        C#m          A
I took her out it was a Friday night
         E    B   
  I wore cologne to
         C#m            A
get the feeling right
           E         B 
  We started making out
             C#m          A
and she took off my pants
           E             B
But then I turned on the TV


[Chorus]
    A                    
  And that's about the time
             E        B  C#m
she walked away from me
       A             
  Nobody likes you when
        E      B     C#m
you're twenty-three
              A   
  And are still more
           E  B
amused by TV shows
C#m               A
What the hell is ADD?
   E                    B         C#m
My friends say I should act my age
                     B
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
A E B C#m A


[Verse]
           E   B      C#m        A
Then later on, on the drive home
            E   B       C#m        A
I called her mom from a pay phone
         E           B 
  I said I was the cops
            C#m             A
and your husband's in jail
                 E         B
This state looks down on sodomy


[Chorus]
    A                    
  And that's about the time
                 E     B  C#m
that bitch hung up on me
       A             
  Nobody likes you when
        E      B     C#m
you're twenty-three
              A          
  And are still more amused
    E           B
by prank phone calls
C#m               A
What the hell is caller ID?
   E                    B          C#m
My friends say I should act my age
                     B
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
Dm B A B 3x
Dm  B  A


[Chorus]
    A                    
  And that's about the time
             E        B    C#m
she walked away from me
       A             
  Nobody likes you when
        E      B     C#m
you're twenty-three
              A       
  And you still act like
        E           B
you're in Freshman year
C#m               A
What the hell is wrong with me?
   E                    B          C#m
My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?


[Chorus]
    A               
  And that's about the
                E       B  C#m
time she broke up with me
              A   
  No one should take
               E      B   C#m
themselves so seriously
          A          
  With many years ahead
    E       B
to fall in line
C#m                 A
Why would you wish that on me?
  E             B          C#m
I never want to act my age
                     B
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Outro]
E B C#m A 3x  

  B  C#m  C#m  B       B      A~
              What's my age again?