[Intro]
E F# E E 2x
[Verse]
E F#
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
See you heaven if you make the list
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
C#m B
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
C#m B
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
C#m B E
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
F#
Are we losing touch?
B C#m E F# B
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
C#m F#
man on the moon.
B C#m E C#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Verse]
E F#
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Newton got beaned by the apple good
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
C#m B
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C#m B
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
C#m B E
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
F#
Are you having fun
B C#m E F# B
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
C#m F#
man on the moon.
B C#m E C#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Solo]
G#m F# G#m F# G#m F# F#
[Verse]
E F#
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Here's a little ghost for the offering
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
E F#
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
E
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
C#m B
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C#m B
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
C#m B E F#
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
B C#m E F# B
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
C#m F#
man on the moon.
B C#m E C#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Interlude]
G#m F# G#m F# G#m F# F#
[Chorus]
C#m B
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C#m B
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
C#m B E F#
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
B C#m E F# B
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
C#m F#
man on the moon.
[Outro]
B C#m E C#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
B C#m E F# B
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
C#m F#
man on the moon.
B C#m E C#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
G#m~
then nothing is cool.