[Intro]
G A G G 2x
[Verse]
G A
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
See you heaven if you make the list
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Em D
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Em D
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Em D G
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
A
Are we losing touch?
D Em G A D
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Em A
man on the moon.
D Em G Em
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Verse]
G A
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Newton got beaned by the apple good
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Em D
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Em D
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Em D G
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
A
Are you having fun
D Em G A D
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Em A
man on the moon.
D Em G Em
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Solo]
Bm A Bm A Bm A A
[Verse]
G A
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Here's a little ghost for the offering
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G A
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
G
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Em D
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Em D
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Em D G A
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
D Em G A D
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Em A
man on the moon.
D Em G Em
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Interlude]
Bm A Bm A Bm A A
[Chorus]
Em D
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Em D
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Em D G A
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
D Em G A D
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Em A
man on the moon.
[Outro]
D Em G Em
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
D Em G A D
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Em A
man on the moon.
D Em G Em
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
Bm~
then nothing is cool.