[Intro]
F G F F 2x
[Verse]
F G
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
See you heaven if you make the list
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Dm C
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Dm C
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Dm C F
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
G
Are we losing touch?
C Dm F G C
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Dm G
man on the moon.
C Dm F Dm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Verse]
F G
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Newton got beaned by the apple good
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Dm C
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Dm C
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Dm C F
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
G
Are you having fun
C Dm F G C
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Dm G
man on the moon.
C Dm F Dm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Solo]
Am G Am G Am G G
[Verse]
F G
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Here's a little ghost for the offering
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
F G
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
F
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Dm C
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Dm C
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Dm C F G
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
C Dm F G C
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Dm G
man on the moon.
C Dm F Dm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Interlude]
Am G Am G Am G G
[Chorus]
Dm C
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Dm C
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Dm C F G
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
C Dm F G C
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Dm G
man on the moon.
[Outro]
C Dm F Dm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
C Dm F G C
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Dm G
man on the moon.
C Dm F Dm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
Am~
then nothing is cool.