[Intro]
A B A A 2x
[Verse]
A B
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
See you heaven if you make the list
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
F#m E
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
F#m E
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
F#m E A
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
B
Are we losing touch?
E F#m A B E
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
F#m B
man on the moon.
E F#m A F#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Verse]
A B
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Newton got beaned by the apple good
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
F#m E
Now Andy did you hear about this one
F#m E
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
F#m E A
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
B
Are you having fun
E F#m A B E
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
F#m B
man on the moon.
E F#m A F#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Solo]
C#m B C#m B C#m B B
[Verse]
A B
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Here's a little ghost for the offering
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A B
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
A
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
F#m E
Now Andy did you hear about this one
F#m E
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
F#m E A B
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
E F#m A B E
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
F#m B
man on the moon.
E F#m A F#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Interlude]
C#m B C#m B C#m B B
[Chorus]
F#m E
Now Andy did you hear about this one
F#m E
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
F#m E A B
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
E F#m A B E
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
F#m B
man on the moon.
[Outro]
E F#m A F#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
E F#m A B E
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
F#m B
man on the moon.
E F#m A F#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
C#m~
then nothing is cool.