[Intro]
B C# B B 2x
[Verse]
B C#
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
See you heaven if you make the list
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
G#m F#
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
G#m F#
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
G#m F# B
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
C#
Are we losing touch?
F# G#m B C# F#
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
G#m C#
man on the moon.
F# G#m B G#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Verse]
B C#
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Newton got beaned by the apple good
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
G#m F#
Now Andy did you hear about this one
G#m F#
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
G#m F# B
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
C#
Are you having fun
F# G#m B C# F#
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
G#m C#
man on the moon.
F# G#m B G#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Solo]
D#m C# D#m C# D#m C# C#
[Verse]
B C#
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Here's a little ghost for the offering
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
B C#
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
B
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
G#m F#
Now Andy did you hear about this one
G#m F#
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
G#m F# B C#
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
F# G#m B C# F#
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
G#m C#
man on the moon.
F# G#m B G#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Interlude]
D#m C# D#m C# D#m C# C#
[Chorus]
G#m F#
Now Andy did you hear about this one
G#m F#
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
G#m F# B C#
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
F# G#m B C# F#
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
G#m C#
man on the moon.
[Outro]
F# G#m B G#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
F# G#m B C# F#
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
G#m C#
man on the moon.
F# G#m B G#m
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
D#m~
then nothing is cool.