That Don't Impress Me Much

[Intro]
Dm A# F C 2x


[Verse]
      Dm          A#       
  I've known a few guys who
          F                C
thought they were pretty smart
      Dm             
  But you've got being
  A#     F          C
right down to an art
      Dm              A#   
  you think you're a genius
             F          C
- you drive me up the wall
           Dm       A#      
  you're a regular original,
    F       C
a know it all


[Pre-chorus]
G      D        C  
Oh-oo-oh, you think

you're something special
G      D            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
          C           \
you're something else.

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist


[Chorus]
             A#         F    C   Dm
That don't impress me much
        A#        F       
  So you got the brain but
          C        Dm
have you got the touch
A#              F         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
    C              Dm
I think you're alright
     A#                  F   
  But that won't keep me warm
          C            Dm    \
in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much


[Interlude]
Dm A# F C 2x


[Verse 2]
   Dm           A#              
  I never knew a guy who carried
     F            C
a mirror in his pocket
       Dm         
  And a comb up his
   A#       F       C
sleeve - just in case
               Dm        A#  
  And all that extra hold gel
          F            C
in your hair oughtta lock it
        Dm      A#       
  'Cause heaven forbid it
         F           C
should fall out of place


[Pre-chorus]
G      D        C
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
G      D            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
          C
you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt


[Chorus]
              A#        F    C   Dm
That don't impress me much
           A#       F    
  So you've got the looks
              C        Dm
but have you got the touch
A#              F         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
     C            Dm
I think you're alright
     A#                  F   
  But that won't keep me warm
          C            Dm    \
in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much


[Solo]
Dm   A#   F   C  4x


[Verse]
        (Dm)         (A#)      
  You're one of those guys that
           (F)       (C)
like to shine his machine
             Dm          A#    
  You make me take off my shoes
             F         C
before you let me get in
Dm         A#        
  I can't believe you
           F        C
kiss your car at night
Dm          A#       F    
  C'mon baby tell me - you
           C
must be jokin', right?


[Pre-chorus]

G      D            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
         C
you're something special
G      D            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
         C             \
you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car


[Chorus]
              A#        F    C  Dm
That don't impress me much
        A#        F       
  So you got the moves but
           C       Dm
have you got the touch
A#              F         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
    C             Dm
I think you're alright
     A#                  F   
  But that won't keep me warm
           C           Dm
in the middle of the night
              A#        F    C  Dm
That don't impress me much
A#                  F  
  You think you're cool
               C        Dm
but have you got the touch
A#               F        
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
     C            Dm
I think you're alright
      A#                 F   
  But that won't keep me warm
         C                       \
on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much


[Outro]

Dm A# F C
Dm  A#  F  C

Dm  A#     F              C
    Okay, so what do you think
                Dm         A#  F
you're Elvis or something?
C
Whatever

Dm A# F C
Dm  A#  F  C  \

That don't impress me much