That Don't Impress Me Much

[Intro]
D#m B F# C# 2x


[Verse]
      D#m          B       
  I've known a few guys who
          F#                C#
thought they were pretty smart
      D#m             
  But you've got being
  B     F#          C#
right down to an art
      D#m              B   
  you think you're a genius
             F#          C#
- you drive me up the wall
           D#m       B      
  you're a regular original,
    F#       C#
a know it all


[Pre-chorus]
G#      D#        C#  
Oh-oo-oh, you think

you're something special
G#      D#            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
          C#           \
you're something else.

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist


[Chorus]
             B         F#    C#   D#m
That don't impress me much
        B        F#       
  So you got the brain but
          C#        D#m
have you got the touch
B              F#         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
    C#              D#m
I think you're alright
     B                  F#   
  But that won't keep me warm
          C#            D#m    \
in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much


[Interlude]
D#m B F# C# 2x


[Verse 2]
   D#m           B              
  I never knew a guy who carried
     F#            C#
a mirror in his pocket
       D#m         
  And a comb up his
   B       F#       C#
sleeve - just in case
               D#m        B  
  And all that extra hold gel
          F#            C#
in your hair oughtta lock it
        D#m      B       
  'Cause heaven forbid it
         F#           C#
should fall out of place


[Pre-chorus]
G#      D#        C#
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
G#      D#            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
          C#
you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt


[Chorus]
              B        F#    C#   D#m
That don't impress me much
           B       F#    
  So you've got the looks
              C#        D#m
but have you got the touch
B              F#         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
     C#            D#m
I think you're alright
     B                  F#   
  But that won't keep me warm
          C#            D#m    \
in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much


[Solo]
D#m   B   F#   C#  4x


[Verse]
        (D#m)         (B)      
  You're one of those guys that
           (F#)       (C#)
like to shine his machine
             D#m          B    
  You make me take off my shoes
             F#         C#
before you let me get in
D#m         B        
  I can't believe you
           F#        C#
kiss your car at night
D#m          B       F#    
  C'mon baby tell me - you
           C#
must be jokin', right?


[Pre-chorus]

G#      D#            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
         C#
you're something special
G#      D#            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
         C#             \
you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car


[Chorus]
              B        F#    C#  D#m
That don't impress me much
        B        F#       
  So you got the moves but
           C#       D#m
have you got the touch
B              F#         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
    C#             D#m
I think you're alright
     B                  F#   
  But that won't keep me warm
           C#           D#m
in the middle of the night
              B        F#    C#  D#m
That don't impress me much
B                  F#  
  You think you're cool
               C#        D#m
but have you got the touch
B               F#        
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
     C#            D#m
I think you're alright
      B                 F#   
  But that won't keep me warm
         C#                       \
on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much


[Outro]

D#m B F# C#
D#m  B  F#  C#

D#m  B     F#              C#
    Okay, so what do you think
                D#m         B  F#
you're Elvis or something?
C#
Whatever

D#m B F# C#
D#m  B  F#  C#  \

That don't impress me much