That Don't Impress Me Much

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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  I've known a few guys who
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thought they were pretty smart
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  But you've got being
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right down to an art
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  you think you're a genius
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- you drive me up the wall
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  you're a regular original,
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a know it all


[Pre-chorus]
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Oh-oo-oh, you think

you're something special
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  Oh-oo-oh, you think
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you're something else.

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist


[Chorus]
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That don't impress me much
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  So you got the brain but
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have you got the touch
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  Don't get me wrong, yeah
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I think you're alright
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  But that won't keep me warm
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in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much


[Interlude]
Em C G D 2x


[Verse 2]
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  I never knew a guy who carried
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a mirror in his pocket
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  And a comb up his
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sleeve - just in case
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  And all that extra hold gel
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in your hair oughtta lock it
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  'Cause heaven forbid it
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should fall out of place


[Pre-chorus]
A      E        D
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
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  Oh-oo-oh, you think
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you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt


[Chorus]
              C        G    D   Em
That don't impress me much
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  So you've got the looks
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but have you got the touch
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  Don't get me wrong, yeah
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I think you're alright
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  But that won't keep me warm
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in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much


[Solo]
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[Verse]
        (Em)         (C)      
  You're one of those guys that
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like to shine his machine
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  You make me take off my shoes
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before you let me get in
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  I can't believe you
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kiss your car at night
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  C'mon baby tell me - you
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must be jokin', right?


[Pre-chorus]

A      E            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
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you're something special
A      E            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
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you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car


[Chorus]
              C        G    D  Em
That don't impress me much
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  So you got the moves but
           D       Em
have you got the touch
C              G         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
    D             Em
I think you're alright
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  But that won't keep me warm
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in the middle of the night
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That don't impress me much
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  You think you're cool
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but have you got the touch
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  Don't get me wrong, yeah
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I think you're alright
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  But that won't keep me warm
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on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much


[Outro]

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Em  C  G  D

Em  C     G              D
    Okay, so what do you think
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you're Elvis or something?
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Whatever

Em C G D
Em  C  G  D  \

That don't impress me much