That Don't Impress Me Much

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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  I've known a few guys who
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thought they were pretty smart
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  But you've got being
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right down to an art
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  you think you're a genius
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- you drive me up the wall
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  you're a regular original,
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a know it all


[Pre-chorus]
C      G        F  
Oh-oo-oh, you think

you're something special
C      G            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
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you're something else.

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist


[Chorus]
             D#         A#    F   Gm
That don't impress me much
        D#        A#       
  So you got the brain but
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have you got the touch
D#              A#         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
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I think you're alright
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  But that won't keep me warm
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in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much


[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
   Gm           D#              
  I never knew a guy who carried
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a mirror in his pocket
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  And a comb up his
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sleeve - just in case
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  And all that extra hold gel
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in your hair oughtta lock it
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  'Cause heaven forbid it
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should fall out of place


[Pre-chorus]
C      G        F
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
C      G            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
          F
you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt


[Chorus]
              D#        A#    F   Gm
That don't impress me much
           D#       A#    
  So you've got the looks
              F        Gm
but have you got the touch
D#              A#         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
     F            Gm
I think you're alright
     D#                  A#   
  But that won't keep me warm
          F            Gm    \
in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much


[Solo]
Gm   D#   A#   F  4x


[Verse]
        (Gm)         (D#)      
  You're one of those guys that
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like to shine his machine
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  You make me take off my shoes
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before you let me get in
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  I can't believe you
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kiss your car at night
Gm          D#       A#    
  C'mon baby tell me - you
           F
must be jokin', right?


[Pre-chorus]

C      G            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
         F
you're something special
C      G            
  Oh-oo-oh, you think
         F             \
you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car


[Chorus]
              D#        A#    F  Gm
That don't impress me much
        D#        A#       
  So you got the moves but
           F       Gm
have you got the touch
D#              A#         
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
    F             Gm
I think you're alright
     D#                  A#   
  But that won't keep me warm
           F           Gm
in the middle of the night
              D#        A#    F  Gm
That don't impress me much
D#                  A#  
  You think you're cool
               F        Gm
but have you got the touch
D#               A#        
  Don't get me wrong, yeah
     F            Gm
I think you're alright
      D#                 A#   
  But that won't keep me warm
         F                       \
on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much


[Outro]

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Gm  D#  A#  F

Gm  D#     A#              F
    Okay, so what do you think
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you're Elvis or something?
F
Whatever

Gm D# A# F
Gm  D#  A#  F  \

That don't impress me much