Stupid Girls

[Intro]
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  Stupid girls, stupid
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girls, stupid girls

[Chorus]
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  Baby if I act like that,
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that guy will call me back
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porno paparazzi girl, i dont

wanna be your stupid girl

[Verse]
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Go to Fred Segal,

you'll find them there
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Laughing loud so all

the little people stare
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  Looking for a daddy
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to pay for the champagne

[Verse]
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What happened to the dreams

of a girl president
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She's dancing in the

video next to 50 Cent
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They travel in packs

of two or three
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With their itsy bitsy doggies

and their teeny-weeny tees

[Interlude]
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Where, oh where, have

the smart people gone?
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Oh where, oh where could they be?

[Chorus]
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  Maybe if I act like that,
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that guy will call me back
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Porno Paparazzi girl, I

don't wanna be a stupid girl
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  Baby if I act like that,
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flipping my blond hair back
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  Push up my bra like that,
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I don't wanna be a stupid girl


[Verse]
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Disease's growing, it's epidemic
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I'm scared that there ain't a cure
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The world believes

it and I'm going crazy
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I cannot take any more

[Verse]
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I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
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That will never be me
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Outcasts and girls with ambition
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That's what I wanna see

[Bridge]
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Disasters all around
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World despaired
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Their only concern
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Will they ~~~~ up my hair


[Chorus]
Bm                        
  Maybe if I act like that,
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that guy will call me back
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Porno Paparazzi girl, I

don't wanna be a stupid girl
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Baby if I act like that,

flipping my blond hair back
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Push up my bra like that,

I don't wanna be a stupid girl


[Verse]
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Pretty will you ~~~~ me

girl, silly as a lucky girl
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Pull my head and suck

it girl, stupid girl!
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Pretty would you ~~~~ me

girl, silly as a lucky girl
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Pull my head and suck

it girl, stupid girl!

[Interlude]
Bm                       
  Baby if I act like that,
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flipping my blond hair back
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  Push up my bra like
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that, stupid girl!

[Chorus]
Bm                        
  Maybe if I act like that,
  G
that guy will call me back
Bm                    G  
Porno Paparazzi girl, I

don't wanna be a stupid girl
Bm                       
  Baby if I act like that,
  G
flipping my blond hair back
Bm                        
  Push up my bra like that,
  G
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Outro]
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  Stupid girls, stupid girls,
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stupid girls, stupid girls...