Stupid Girls

[Intro]
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A#             Dm     
  Stupid girls, stupid
        A#
girls, stupid girls

[Chorus]
Dm                       
  Baby if I act like that,
  A#
that guy will call me back
Dm                    A#  
porno paparazzi girl, i dont

wanna be your stupid girl

[Verse]
Dm  
Go to Fred Segal,

you'll find them there
A#  
Laughing loud so all

the little people stare
Dm                  
  Looking for a daddy
                    A#
to pay for the champagne

[Verse]
     Dm  
What happened to the dreams

of a girl president
      A#  
She's dancing in the

video next to 50 Cent
     Dm  
They travel in packs

of two or three
     A#  
With their itsy bitsy doggies

and their teeny-weeny tees

[Interlude]
A  
Where, oh where, have

the smart people gone?
A
Oh where, oh where could they be?

[Chorus]
Dm                        
  Maybe if I act like that,
  A#
that guy will call me back
Dm                    A#  
Porno Paparazzi girl, I

don't wanna be a stupid girl
Dm                       
  Baby if I act like that,
  A#
flipping my blond hair back
Dm                        
  Push up my bra like that,
  A#
I don't wanna be a stupid girl


[Verse]
      Dm
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
     A#
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
     Dm  
The world believes

it and I'm going crazy
A#
I cannot take any more

[Verse]
Dm
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
A#
That will never be me
Dm
Outcasts and girls with ambition
A#
That's what I wanna see

[Bridge]
Dm
Disasters all around
A#
World despaired
Dm
Their only concern
A#
Will they ~~~~ up my hair


[Chorus]
Dm                        
  Maybe if I act like that,
  A#
that guy will call me back
Dm                  A#  
Porno Paparazzi girl, I

don't wanna be a stupid girl
Dm                     A#  
Baby if I act like that,

flipping my blond hair back
Dm                      A#  
Push up my bra like that,

I don't wanna be a stupid girl


[Verse]
Dm  
Pretty will you ~~~~ me

girl, silly as a lucky girl
A#  
Pull my head and suck

it girl, stupid girl!
Dm  
Pretty would you ~~~~ me

girl, silly as a lucky girl
A#  
Pull my head and suck

it girl, stupid girl!

[Interlude]
Dm                       
  Baby if I act like that,
  A#
flipping my blond hair back
Dm                  
  Push up my bra like
       A#
that, stupid girl!

[Chorus]
Dm                        
  Maybe if I act like that,
  A#
that guy will call me back
Dm                    A#  
Porno Paparazzi girl, I

don't wanna be a stupid girl
Dm                       
  Baby if I act like that,
  A#
flipping my blond hair back
Dm                        
  Push up my bra like that,
  A#
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Outro]
Dm            A#             
  Stupid girls, stupid girls,
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stupid girls, stupid girls...