Stupid Girls

[Intro]
D#m

B             D#m     
  Stupid girls, stupid
        B
girls, stupid girls

[Chorus]
D#m                       
  Baby if I act like that,
  B
that guy will call me back
D#m                    B  
porno paparazzi girl, i dont

wanna be your stupid girl

[Verse]
D#m  
Go to Fred Segal,

you'll find them there
B  
Laughing loud so all

the little people stare
D#m                  
  Looking for a daddy
                    B
to pay for the champagne

[Verse]
     D#m  
What happened to the dreams

of a girl president
      B  
She's dancing in the

video next to 50 Cent
     D#m  
They travel in packs

of two or three
     B  
With their itsy bitsy doggies

and their teeny-weeny tees

[Interlude]
A#  
Where, oh where, have

the smart people gone?
A#
Oh where, oh where could they be?

[Chorus]
D#m                        
  Maybe if I act like that,
  B
that guy will call me back
D#m                    B  
Porno Paparazzi girl, I

don't wanna be a stupid girl
D#m                       
  Baby if I act like that,
  B
flipping my blond hair back
D#m                        
  Push up my bra like that,
  B
I don't wanna be a stupid girl


[Verse]
      D#m
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
     B
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
     D#m  
The world believes

it and I'm going crazy
B
I cannot take any more

[Verse]
D#m
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
B
That will never be me
D#m
Outcasts and girls with ambition
B
That's what I wanna see

[Bridge]
D#m
Disasters all around
B
World despaired
D#m
Their only concern
B
Will they ~~~~ up my hair


[Chorus]
D#m                        
  Maybe if I act like that,
  B
that guy will call me back
D#m                  B  
Porno Paparazzi girl, I

don't wanna be a stupid girl
D#m                     B  
Baby if I act like that,

flipping my blond hair back
D#m                      B  
Push up my bra like that,

I don't wanna be a stupid girl


[Verse]
D#m  
Pretty will you ~~~~ me

girl, silly as a lucky girl
B  
Pull my head and suck

it girl, stupid girl!
D#m  
Pretty would you ~~~~ me

girl, silly as a lucky girl
B  
Pull my head and suck

it girl, stupid girl!

[Interlude]
D#m                       
  Baby if I act like that,
  B
flipping my blond hair back
D#m                  
  Push up my bra like
       B
that, stupid girl!

[Chorus]
D#m                        
  Maybe if I act like that,
  B
that guy will call me back
D#m                    B  
Porno Paparazzi girl, I

don't wanna be a stupid girl
D#m                       
  Baby if I act like that,
  B
flipping my blond hair back
D#m                        
  Push up my bra like that,
  B
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Outro]
D#m            B             
  Stupid girls, stupid girls,
  D#m
stupid girls, stupid girls...