Misery Business

[Intro]
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Bm  A  Bm  G


[Verse]
Bm                     A
I'm in the business of misery,
                       Bm
let's take it from the top
                         G
She's got a body like an hourglass
                      Bm
that's ticking like a clock
                 A    
  It's a matter of time
                   Bm
before we all run out
                      G
When I thought he was mine,
                      Bm
she caught him by the mouth
                    A
I waited eight long months
                    Bm
She finally set him free
                      G
I told him I couldn't lie,
                        Bm
he was the only one for me
                 
  Two weeks and we
     A
had caught on fire
      Bm
She's got it out for me,
               G
but I wear the biggest smile


[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
G          D                A
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      Bm                       G
But I got him where I want him now
             D     
  Whoa, it was never
                 A
my intention to brag
    Bm                        G
To steal it all away from you now
                        A
But God does it feel so good
                 
  'Cause I got him
                  G
where I want him now
                      
  And if you could then
              A
you know you would
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'Cause God it just feels so
A             Bm      G
It just feels so good


[Verse]
Bm                         A    
  Second chances: they don't ever
                      Bm
matter, people never change
                             G     
  Once a whore, you're nothing more,
                         Bm
I'm sorry that'll never change
                      A      
  And about forgiveness, we're
                         Bm
both supposed to have exchanged
                         
  I'm sorry honey, but I'm
  G                         Bm
passing up, now look this way
                             
  Well there's a million other
  A                         Bm
girls who do it just like you
                       
  Looking as innocent as
  G                  Bm
possible to get to who
                              
  They want and what they like,
      A                 Bm
it's easy if you do it right
                   G
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!


[Instrumental]
Bm Bm A A


[Chorus]
G          D                A
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      Bm                       G
But I got him where I want him now
             D     
  Whoa, it was never
                 A
my intention to brag
    Bm                        G
To steal it all away from you now
                        A
But God does it feel so good
                 
  'Cause I got him
                  G
where I want him now
                      
  And if you could then
              A
you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so


[Bridge]
G D A Bm
              G       D  A  Bm  G
It just feels so good
              D       
  I watched his wildest
             A
dreams come true
           Bm             G
Not one of them involving you
              D       
  Just watch my wildest
             A
dreams come true
           G
Not one of them involving


[Solo]
G D A Bm 4x


[Chorus]
\(G)       (D)              (A)
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      (Bm)                     G
But I got him where I want him now
G          D                A
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      Bm                       G
But I got him where I want him now
             D     
  Whoa, it was never
                 A
my intention to brag
    Bm                        G
To steal it all away from you now
                        A
But God does it feel so good
                 
  'Cause I got him
                  G
where I want him now
                      
  And if you could then
              A
you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so


[Outro]
Bm A Bm G Bm
A             Bm      G
It just feels so good