Misery Business

[Intro]
Dm C Dm A#
Dm  C  Dm  A#


[Verse]
Dm                     C
I'm in the business of misery,
                       Dm
let's take it from the top
                         A#
She's got a body like an hourglass
                      Dm
that's ticking like a clock
                 C    
  It's a matter of time
                   Dm
before we all run out
                      A#
When I thought he was mine,
                      Dm
she caught him by the mouth
                    C
I waited eight long months
                    Dm
She finally set him free
                      A#
I told him I couldn't lie,
                        Dm
he was the only one for me
                 
  Two weeks and we
     C
had caught on fire
      Dm
She's got it out for me,
               A#
but I wear the biggest smile


[Instrumental]
Dm Dm C C


[Chorus]
A#          F                C
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      Dm                       A#
But I got him where I want him now
             F     
  Whoa, it was never
                 C
my intention to brag
    Dm                        A#
To steal it all away from you now
                        C
But God does it feel so good
                 
  'Cause I got him
                  A#
where I want him now
                      
  And if you could then
              C
you know you would
                            \  Dm
'Cause God it just feels so
C             Dm      A#
It just feels so good


[Verse]
Dm                         C    
  Second chances: they don't ever
                      Dm
matter, people never change
                             A#     
  Once a whore, you're nothing more,
                         Dm
I'm sorry that'll never change
                      C      
  And about forgiveness, we're
                         Dm
both supposed to have exchanged
                         
  I'm sorry honey, but I'm
  A#                         Dm
passing up, now look this way
                             
  Well there's a million other
  C                         Dm
girls who do it just like you
                       
  Looking as innocent as
  A#                  Dm
possible to get to who
                              
  They want and what they like,
      C                 Dm
it's easy if you do it right
                   A#
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!


[Instrumental]
Dm Dm C C


[Chorus]
A#          F                C
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      Dm                       A#
But I got him where I want him now
             F     
  Whoa, it was never
                 C
my intention to brag
    Dm                        A#
To steal it all away from you now
                        C
But God does it feel so good
                 
  'Cause I got him
                  A#
where I want him now
                      
  And if you could then
              C
you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so


[Bridge]
A# F C Dm
              A#       F  C  Dm  A#
It just feels so good
              F       
  I watched his wildest
             C
dreams come true
           Dm             A#
Not one of them involving you
              F       
  Just watch my wildest
             C
dreams come true
           A#
Not one of them involving


[Solo]
A# F C Dm 4x


[Chorus]
\(A#)       (F)              (C)
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      (Dm)                     A#
But I got him where I want him now
A#          F                C
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      Dm                       A#
But I got him where I want him now
             F     
  Whoa, it was never
                 C
my intention to brag
    Dm                        A#
To steal it all away from you now
                        C
But God does it feel so good
                 
  'Cause I got him
                  A#
where I want him now
                      
  And if you could then
              C
you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so


[Outro]
Dm C Dm A# Dm
C             Dm      A#
It just feels so good