Misery Business

[Intro]
D#m C# D#m B
D#m  C#  D#m  B


[Verse]
D#m                     C#
I'm in the business of misery,
                       D#m
let's take it from the top
                         B
She's got a body like an hourglass
                      D#m
that's ticking like a clock
                 C#    
  It's a matter of time
                   D#m
before we all run out
                      B
When I thought he was mine,
                      D#m
she caught him by the mouth
                    C#
I waited eight long months
                    D#m
She finally set him free
                      B
I told him I couldn't lie,
                        D#m
he was the only one for me
                 
  Two weeks and we
     C#
had caught on fire
      D#m
She's got it out for me,
               B
but I wear the biggest smile


[Instrumental]
D#m D#m C# C#


[Chorus]
B          F#                C#
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      D#m                       B
But I got him where I want him now
             F#     
  Whoa, it was never
                 C#
my intention to brag
    D#m                        B
To steal it all away from you now
                        C#
But God does it feel so good
                 
  'Cause I got him
                  B
where I want him now
                      
  And if you could then
              C#
you know you would
                            \  D#m
'Cause God it just feels so
C#             D#m      B
It just feels so good


[Verse]
D#m                         C#    
  Second chances: they don't ever
                      D#m
matter, people never change
                             B     
  Once a whore, you're nothing more,
                         D#m
I'm sorry that'll never change
                      C#      
  And about forgiveness, we're
                         D#m
both supposed to have exchanged
                         
  I'm sorry honey, but I'm
  B                         D#m
passing up, now look this way
                             
  Well there's a million other
  C#                         D#m
girls who do it just like you
                       
  Looking as innocent as
  B                  D#m
possible to get to who
                              
  They want and what they like,
      C#                 D#m
it's easy if you do it right
                   B
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!


[Instrumental]
D#m D#m C# C#


[Chorus]
B          F#                C#
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      D#m                       B
But I got him where I want him now
             F#     
  Whoa, it was never
                 C#
my intention to brag
    D#m                        B
To steal it all away from you now
                        C#
But God does it feel so good
                 
  'Cause I got him
                  B
where I want him now
                      
  And if you could then
              C#
you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so


[Bridge]
B F# C# D#m
              B       F#  C#  D#m  B
It just feels so good
              F#       
  I watched his wildest
             C#
dreams come true
           D#m             B
Not one of them involving you
              F#       
  Just watch my wildest
             C#
dreams come true
           B
Not one of them involving


[Solo]
B F# C# D#m 4x


[Chorus]
\(B)       (F#)              (C#)
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      (D#m)                     B
But I got him where I want him now
B          F#                C#
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
      D#m                       B
But I got him where I want him now
             F#     
  Whoa, it was never
                 C#
my intention to brag
    D#m                        B
To steal it all away from you now
                        C#
But God does it feel so good
                 
  'Cause I got him
                  B
where I want him now
                      
  And if you could then
              C#
you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so


[Outro]
D#m C# D#m B D#m
C#             D#m      B
It just feels so good