[Intro]
G# A# G# G# 2x
[Verse]
G# A#
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
See you heaven if you make the list
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Fm D#
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Fm D#
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Fm D# G#
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
A#
Are we losing touch?
D# Fm G# A# D#
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Fm A#
man on the moon.
D# Fm G# Fm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Verse]
G# A#
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Newton got beaned by the apple good
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Fm D#
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Fm D#
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Fm D# G#
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
A#
Are you having fun
D# Fm G# A# D#
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Fm A#
man on the moon.
D# Fm G# Fm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Solo]
Cm A# Cm A# Cm A# A#
[Verse]
G# A#
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Here's a little ghost for the offering
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
G# A#
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
G#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Fm D#
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Fm D#
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Fm D# G# A#
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
D# Fm G# A# D#
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Fm A#
man on the moon.
D# Fm G# Fm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Interlude]
Cm A# Cm A# Cm A# A#
[Chorus]
Fm D#
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Fm D#
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Fm D# G# A#
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
D# Fm G# A# D#
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Fm A#
man on the moon.
[Outro]
D# Fm G# Fm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
D# Fm G# A# D#
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Fm A#
man on the moon.
D# Fm G# Fm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
Cm~
then nothing is cool.