[Intro]
A# C A# A# 2x
[Verse]
A# C
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
See you heaven if you make the list
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Gm F
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Gm F
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Gm F A#
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
C
Are we losing touch?
F Gm A# C F
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Gm C
man on the moon.
F Gm A# Gm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Verse]
A# C
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Newton got beaned by the apple good
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Gm F
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Gm F
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Gm F A#
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
C
Are you having fun
F Gm A# C F
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Gm C
man on the moon.
F Gm A# Gm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Solo]
Dm C Dm C Dm C C
[Verse]
A# C
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Here's a little ghost for the offering
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A# C
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
A#
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Gm F
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Gm F
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Gm F A# C
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
F Gm A# C F
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Gm C
man on the moon.
F Gm A# Gm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Interlude]
Dm C Dm C Dm C C
[Chorus]
Gm F
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Gm F
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Gm F A# C
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
F Gm A# C F
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Gm C
man on the moon.
[Outro]
F Gm A# Gm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
F Gm A# C F
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Gm C
man on the moon.
F Gm A# Gm
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
Dm~
then nothing is cool.