The Lazy Song

[Chorus]
D#                  
  Today I don't feel
  A#          G#
like doing anything
D#            A#         G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
      D#         
  Don't feel like
         A#
picking up my phone
   G#
So leave a message at the tone
        D#           
  Cause today I swear
     G         G#
I'm not doing anything


[Verse]
              D#            
  Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet
         A#
up and stare at the fan
G#  
Turn the TV on, throw

my hand in my pants
D#          A#        
  Nobody's gonna tell
      G#
me I can't, nah
        D#                  
  I'll be lying on the couch
      A#
just chillin in my snuggie
G#  
Click to MTV so they can

teach me how to dougie
      D#            
  Cause in my castle
  A#               G#
I'm the freakin man


[Pre-chorus]
       Fm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Gm
I said it
G#                 A#
I said it cause I can


[Chorus]
  D#                
  Today I don't feel
  A#          G#
like doing anything
D#            A#         G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
      D#         
  Don't feel like
         A#
picking up my phone
   G#
So leave a message at the tone
        D#           
  Cause today I swear
     G         G#
I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
D#       A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
D#       A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh


[Verse]
         D#                  A#
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
       G#  
With a really nice girl

have some really nice sex
D#                      
  And she's gonna scream
  A#             G#
out, "this is great"

(Oh my god this is great)
       D#                 
  Yes, I might mess around
            A#
and get my college degree
G#  
I bet my old man will

be so proud of me
    D#              
  I'm sorry pops you
  A#            G#
just have to wait


[Pre-chorus]
       Fm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Gm
I said it
G#                 A#
I said it cause I can


[Chorus]
  D#                
  Today I don't feel
  A#          G#
like doing anything
D#            A#         G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
      D#         
  Don't feel like
         A#
picking up my phone
   G#
So leave a message at the tone
        D#           
  Cause today I swear
     G         G#
I'm not doing anything


[Bridge]
     Fm                  A#
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
        D#              A#
Cause I ain't going anywhere
G#           Gm          Cm
No no no no no no no no nooo
           Fm   
  I'll just strut
                A#
in my birthday suit
        D#               A#
And let everything hang loose
G#                   Gm   
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
                Cm
yeah yeah yeah yeahhh


[Chorus]
     D#                  
  Ohh, today I don't feel
  A#          G#
like doing anything
D#            A#         G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
      D#         
  Don't feel like
         A#
picking up my phone
   G#
So leave a message at the tone
        D#           
  Cause today I swear
     G         G#
I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
D#       A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
D#       A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh
           D#
Nothing at all