[Chorus]
B F# E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B D# E
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[Verse]
B F#
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
E
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
B F# E
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah
B F#
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
E
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
B F# E
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man
[Pre-chorus]
C#m
Oh Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
E F#
I said it cause I can
[Chorus]
B F# E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B D# E
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh
[Verse]
B F#
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
E
With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
B F# E
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great"
(Oh my god this is great)
B F#
Yes, I might mess around and get my college degree
E
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
B F# E
I'm sorry pops you just have to wait
[Pre-chorus]
C#m
Oh Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
E F#
I said it cause I can
[Chorus]
B F# E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B D# E
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[Bridge]
C#m F#
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
B F#
Cause I ain't going anywhere
E D#m G#m
No no no no no no no no nooo
C#m F#
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
B F#
And let everything hang loose
E D#m G#m
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
[Chorus]
B F# E
Ohh, today I don't feel like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B D# E
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh
B
Nothing at all
[Chorus]
B Today I don't feel
F# E
like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B Don't feel like
F#
picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B Cause today I swear
D# E
I'm not doing anything
[Verse]
B Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet
F#
up and stare at the fan
E
Turn the TV on, throw
my hand in my pants
B F# Nobody's gonna tell
E
me I can't, nah
B I'll be lying on the couch
F#
just chillin in my snuggie
E
Click to MTV so they can
teach me how to dougie
B Cause in my castle
F# E
I'm the freakin man
[Pre-chorus]
C#m
Oh Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
E F#
I said it cause I can
[Chorus]
B Today I don't feel
F# E
like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B Don't feel like
F#
picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B Cause today I swear
D# E
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh
[Verse]
B F#
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
E
With a really nice girl
have some really nice sex
B And she's gonna scream
F# E
out, "this is great"
(Oh my god this is great)
B Yes, I might mess around
F#
and get my college degree
E
I bet my old man will
be so proud of me
B I'm sorry pops you
F# E
just have to wait
[Pre-chorus]
C#m
Oh Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
E F#
I said it cause I can
[Chorus]
B Today I don't feel
F# E
like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B Don't feel like
F#
picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B Cause today I swear
D# E
I'm not doing anything
[Bridge]
C#m F#
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
B F#
Cause I ain't going anywhere
E D#m G#m
No no no no no no no no nooo
C#m I'll just strut
F#
in my birthday suit
B F#
And let everything hang loose
E D#m Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
G#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
[Chorus]
B Ohh, today I don't feel
F# E
like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B Don't feel like
F#
picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B Cause today I swear
D# E
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh
B
Nothing at all