Waterproof Mascara

[Intro]
B  E   B  E


[Verse]
       B
So he wants to know
      G#m              F#   
  Does Superman really need
              B
to wear his cape to fly?
E                     F#
 Where does rain come from?
           G#m
And can I play outside?
 C#m                     
  And all my friends have
                F#
daddys, mommy why don't I?


[Chorus]
    B                       E
And so I wear waterproof mascara
          B                  
  There's things you shouldn't
                    F#
see when you're a kid
       B            
  Thank God they make
               E
waterproof mascara
               B  
  'Cuz it won't run
  F#             E
like his daddy did


[Verse]
        B
So I'm dating again
A# 
  
                  F#               B
Letting my guard down is just so hard to do
A#           C               Dm
 Never introduced my son to someone new
 C#m
'Cuz if I get my heart broke
       F#
I know he will too


[Chorus]
            B         
  And that's why I wear
               E
waterproof mascara
               B                  
  There's some things you shouldn't
                    F#
see when you're a kid
       B            
  Thank God they make
               E
waterproof mascara
               B  
  'Cuz it won't run
  F#              B
like his daddy did


[Bridge]
       G#m  
I can throw the

ball out in the yard
          D#m
Teach him how to fish

How to drive a car
    E              
  But in my heart. it
   F#              B   D#
just won't be enough
       G#m
We've always gotten by somehow
   D#m                          E
I may not need a man right now
D#m          F#        B  E  B  F#
 But I know he does


[Chorus]
       B            
  Thank God they make
               E
waterproof mascara
               B  
  'Cuz it won't run
  F#              E
like his daddy did
        B         
  That's why I wear
                E  B  E  B  E  B
waterproof mascara