Two Weeks Late

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I bet I'm the talk of this town
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If you don't have a ring, then you won't settle down
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And I hate to admit they were right
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Cause I'm sleeping alone tonight


[Chorus]
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So the man is gone
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What a damn cliche
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And my mama says
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Looks like I've gained some weight
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Landlord's at the door
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He says the rent can't wait
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But I'm a dollar short
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And two weeks late


[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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Yeah I feel sorry for me
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Know that I got a secret that I'm gonna keep
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When you're living in sin, I guess
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Sometimes that's just what you get


[Chorus]
       G#
So the man is gone
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What a damn cliche
       A#
And my mama says
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Looks like I've gained some weight
           G#
Landlord's at the door
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He says the rent can't wait
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But I'm a dollar short
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And two weeks late


[Solo]
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[Chorus]
       G#
So the man is gone
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What a damn cliche
       A#
And my mama says
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Looks like I've gained some weight
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I know the bible says
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You're supposed to wait
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But I'm a dollar short
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And two weeks late


[Outro]
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Yeah I'm a dollar short
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And two weeks late

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