Two Weeks Late

[Intro]
B  E  B  F#  B  B


[Verse]
E                          B
I bet I'm the talk of this town
                                   F#
If you don't have a ring, then you won't settle down
      E                       B
And I hate to admit they were right
                    F#            B
Cause I'm sleeping alone tonight


[Chorus]
       E
So the man is gone
       B
What a damn cliche
       F#
And my mama says
                E           B
Looks like I've gained some weight
           E
Landlord's at the door
            B          C#
He says the rent can't wait
          E
But I'm a dollar short
    F#         B
And two weeks late


[Interlude]
E  B  F#  B  B


[Verse]
E                     B
Yeah I feel sorry for me
                              F#
Know that I got a secret that I'm gonna keep
            E                B
When you're living in sin, I guess
                 F#              B
Sometimes that's just what you get


[Chorus]
       E
So the man is gone
       B
What a damn cliche
       F#
And my mama says
                E           B
Looks like I've gained some weight
           E
Landlord's at the door
            B          C#
He says the rent can't wait
          E
But I'm a dollar short
    F#         B
And two weeks late


[Solo]
E  E  B  C#  C#  E  E  F#  B  B


[Chorus]
       E
So the man is gone
       B
What a damn cliche
       F#
And my mama says
                E           B
Looks like I've gained some weight
           E
I know the bible says
          B        C#
You're supposed to wait
          E
But I'm a dollar short
    F#         B
And two weeks late


[Outro]
           E
Yeah I'm a dollar short
    F#         B
And two weeks late

B  E  B  F#  F#  B~